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Stacy: God Took Away Her Good Calculator

  • Rebecca's Bar 610 Bushwick Avenue Brooklyn, NY, 11206 United States (map)

It’s the worst case scenario for Stacy: God took away her good calculator, so know she has no idea how to find the cosine of 48°. She says she’s okay but we can all tell that she’s pretty upset cuz she isn’t eating her slop and she keeps looking at angles and texting us pictures of angles.

We tried to distract her with chips, but that didn’t work. Instead we’re going to throw her a comedy show to show her that growth is possible and that STEM is hegemonic and that people still care about the arts. Obviously that’s all a bunch of lies but we have to pretend.

The show starts at around 8:10pm, and is free. Rebecca's has cheap drinks and also the best bartender in the world ♥

Featuring:
Pat Regan
Brittany Carney
Pamela Ross
Max Wittert
Jessy Morner-Ritt
and beatboxing from Devon Guinn

Hosted by Marissa Goldman (hot), Charlie Bardey (hot), and Caroline Doyle (not necessarily hot but def like, cute!)

Earlier Event: May 3
A Tour Of Our House
Later Event: May 19
Dr. Phone & Friends